DNA

DNA is a nucleic acid that is localized in cell nuclei and consists of two long chains of nucleotides twisted together into a doble helix and joined by hydrogen bonds between complementary bases adenine and thymine or cytosine and guanine; it carries the cell's genetic information and hereditary characteristics via the sequence of its nucleotides. Thus, people are identified by their unique DNAs, such as:

Prostitute: DNAvirgin

Old Maid: DNAgamit

Bachelor: DNAkasal

Arab: DNAahit

Water Conservationist: DNAliligo

Bin Laden: DNAhanap at DNAhuli

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo: DNAamin at DNAimpeach

Town Fiesta: DNAdayo

Loser: DNAya

Uncircumcised: DNAtuli

Pandak: DNAtumangkad

Not Good Looking: DNAbale

Uncontrollable Child: DNAkinig