another stupid labels

On a blanket from Taiwan.
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists.
REMEMBER,OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

On a Taiwanese Shampoo.
USE RESPECTEDLY FOR SECURE DAMAGE.

On the bottle-top of (UK)flavoured milk drink.
AFTER OPENING,KEEP UPRIGHT.

ON A New Zealand insect spray.
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

In a US guide to setting up a new computer.
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING,ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.

On a Japanese product use to relieve painful haemorrhoids
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO
ANAL DUCT.WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES,KEEP QUIET.

In some countries,on the botton of Coke bottles.
OPEN OTHER END.

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins.
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFST CEREAL?

On a Sears hairdryer.
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

On a bag of fruits.
YOU COULD BE A WINNER!NO PURCHASE NECESSARY DETAILS INSIDE.

On a Korean kitchen knife.
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box.
FITS ONE HEAD