real-life recruitment bloopers

What do you know about the call center Industry?

Applicant: The call ctr. industry is booming out,
side by side, somewhere else. (Huuuwhaaat?)

Applicant: The call center is a booming industry for
the past few days and I want to become part of
that boom! (sumabog ka sana!)

Applicant: It's easy to be a call center, just looks
arounds you, that why i want to become a call
center! (building ito!)



Out of nowhere:

Applicant: Oh im sorry, i sit corrected. (oo nga
naman, nakaupo sha eh!)

Applicant: Im afraid to dead. I feel that im not
ready to die.

Applicant: I usually play PS2 at night when there
is no loud.

Recruiter: You look familiar. I think i already spoke
to you before? Do you remember when you were
last here?

Applicant: I think months from now. (psychic ito!)

Recruiter: Why do you want to work in a call
center?

Applicant: From Manila Bulletin. (ang gulo... i drug
test nyo na to')

Recruiter: Ah okay, but my question is, why do
you want to work here?

Applicant: Well, I graduated from CEU with a
course of blahblah..... (out...out...out....)

Applicant: I'm a work alcoholic.

Applicant: I'm the eldest and the only child in our
family. (arrrgggghhh...ADIK KA!)

Applicant: I'm a hardworking...(yes..please
continue...)